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A place without gurus monarchs leaders cops tax collectors
jails matriarchs patriarchs and all the other galoots who in
cahoots have made the earth a pile of human bones under
the feet of wolves. - Jake the Barker

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

An erotic lunch.

I think I just got laid by my crackers.

As I was returning a box of Triscuits to the shelf, which I did enjoy very much, I noticed this on the back of the box:

"A Tasty Romance Awaits."

And I didn't even light any candles or anything.

2 comments:

Taryn said...

Does K. know about this?

GHJ said...

Why are you banging your shelf?