Several years ago, I bought A Confederacy of Dunces. It isn't very good. Anyway. I've kept the book til now because it had an awesome dedication written in it. I've decided to ditch the book, but I cut out the title page. Here is the note written on it.

Murrell -

I hope you find this book as entertaining as I do. But then again, my humor is not that sophisticated anyway!

I have truly enjoyed your friendship over the past year, and I look forward to the challenge of keeping up with you in the future - You're a special young lady and easily my most favorite discovery at sunrise.

Yours Truly -
Patrick

Looks to me like Patrick didn't meet the challenge.